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Ocado’s sex aid pickle

Sex toys are going mainstream.

Retailers such as John Lewis are stocking vibrators alongside electric toothbrushes. Ocado reports that customers are regularly ordering Rampant Rabbits with their ready meals.

It used to be a cigarette afterwards, now it’s a microwaved lasagne. But what if the delivery gets mixed up?

Oi, Doris. What’s this? I thought you’d ordered a dill pickle . . .

Hopefully the customer opts to have their shopping in bags for arrival !


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