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Britain’s Biggest Penis on This Morning


The ITV magazine show stooped lower than ever today with having a guest who claims to have Britain’s Biggest Penis.


Well firstly that is a bit of a claim, how do they know that fact ?


Were auditions held as I obviously missed the date, time and place or did they consult Katie Price or Kerry Coketona - both well versed in that department.


Many of us think Richard Madeley or London Mayor Sadiq Khan would qualify as being the biggest.


Ben Shephard described the guest as shy - hmm whatever - that is like the people on Embarrassing Bodies - I’m embarrassed and mortified but let me get my ‘vagina’ out for the camera and tv audience.


At least in that case you can see the evidence but in this case anyone could make this their claim to fame.


This Morning was a good watch at one stage but it’s gone downhill ‘big’ time and in my opinion can’t be rescued.


The guest could have done with a ‘bigger’ shirt never mind bragging about his self proclaimed biggest penis.

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